Maybe, Just Maybe, We Should Try Regulating Banks and Railroads

And leave women and drag queens alone?

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I know, this is crazy talk, but just hear me out. Certain political leaders are staking their careers on protecting us from the ill-defined dangers of Drag Queen Story Hour and letting women decide whether or not to give birth, so I have to imagine that these are real, existential threats to…